A rookie who cultivates immortality, the history of celestial struggle! An ordinary man who has never experienced the natural disaster has soared to the celestial world by grabbing the snow-white fairy’s leg. He has had an affair constantly. It is the most difficult for him to soak up fairies in the celestial world. His growth has made all the major forces in the celestial world look scared and uneasy. He has a horrible and powerful fairy pet. Faced with all kinds of intrigues, this rookie raises his big feet and sweeps the ground one by one! The subscription has been broken, so it should be worth seeing.
Chapter one: celestial beings?
Pain drill heartache body as if by hundreds of people mercilessly chuai, especially the face is estimated to be comparable to cooked pig head edema badly woke up from a coma Li Chengzhu could not help but scold him?
With what? I finally went out for a trip and got hit by thunder. Who provoked who? Li Chengzhu was indignant.
In my vague memory, there seems to be a woman holding her and flying with her.
It’s over. I’m always stupid by thunder! Li Chengzhu is sad. Otherwise, how could this illusion be so real?
You opened your eyes and presented an old face full of wrinkles. Almost the whole face was attached to Li Chengzhu’s face. So close, Li Chengzhu felt that he could almost smell each other’s bad breath.
"Are you awake?" Face master see Li Chengzhu smile Mimi said with your eyes open.
The strong smell made Li Chengzhu climb back a few steps without considering the great pain in his body. He thought that there was nothing wrong with it. This guy’s bad breath was like not cleaning the toilet for hundreds of years, and he tried to suppress his nausea and said, "Stay away from me. How long has it been since you brushed your teeth?"
"Brush your teeth?" The old man in front of him wondered, "Oh, you said it was Shukou, right?"
"One meaning" Li Chengzhu gave a hand.
"It’s a little old, but I can’t remember …" The old man got up with a face of serious fingers.
Li Chengzhu has never seen such a shameful person. Is this guy too poor to buy toothpaste? Li Chengzhu was shocked when he looked at the old man in front of him carefully
This guy is dressed like an ancient man in a linen robe, silk scarf on his head, hemp boots on his feet, and a goatee more than half a foot long. If you take a hoe and pick, it will be a standard image of an old farmer in northern Shaanxi.
Won’t be a lightning strike to the ancient times? Li Chengzhu is sweating like rain.
Seeing that the old man was still frowning, Li Chengzhu asked in a trembling voice, "Which dynasty is this?"
"Dynasty?" The old man wondered, "If I remember correctly, it should be Tianhe in 4795."
"Tianhe?" Li Chengzhu thought hard about the historical knowledge that he had forgotten for a long time. Which dynasty had the title Tianhe? And no dynasty in history has unified the sky for more than four years. Is it … a different world?
I looked up and saw a dense forest not far away, and thick trees soared into the sky. All kinds of nameless birds and branches rested and jumped out of the Woods from time to time. There were no clouds, no sun and a vast expanse of whiteness. Isn’t that a different world?
"Oh, my God, you kill me." Li Chengzhu wailed. It was amazing to be split back to ancient times, but it was split into another world
"Male you this is reason? Isn’t it your mortal dream to be here and cry? " The old man looked puzzled.
"Blare … if only I had given my girlfriend the night before yesterday, I’d pretend to be pure, old or a virgin. That bitch will definitely bring me a green hat when she leaves." Li Chengzhu wailed and lamented her chest.
"…" The old man touched the goatee and was silent.
It was not until Li Chengzhu vented his anger on the old man that he asked, "Do you really want to go back?"
"Nonsense! The old one has no power and the second one has no spells to leave this wild world to die? " Li Chengzhu’s heart is even more uneven. In ordinary times, the protagonists are all arrogant and arrogant. The mine control office has no turn, but it is white.
"Wild?" The old man wondered and then smiled. "It’s not impossible."
When I heard that I could return to the earth, this undeveloped world was excited about some terrible Warcraft. Li Chengzhu even got excited with his toes and jumped in front of the old man without considering his bad breath. "What can I do?"
The old man looked up and gave Li Chengzhu a careful look. Hey, hey, a smile. "Make a great avatar of Luo Jinxian and force it through the reverse passage!"
"I … Day!" Li Chengzhu opened his mouth as if a root banana had been inserted.
Pick Jin Xian, cultivate immortals, celestial bodies, words that only appear in fantasy novel. Reporter Li Chengzhu has also heard some stories. These are all false. I didn’t expect this old man to hear these things again. Is it here …
"So … where is this?" When Li Chengzhu asked this sentence, she felt like a woman who was stripped naked and waiting to be fucked was nervous and nai.
The old man smiled, "This is the fairyland."
….. Sure enough.
"Are you a fairy?" I didn’t expect to see the immortal’s professional habit of taking out a camera to take a few scenes, but his physical pain prevented him from moving his fingers for a while.
The old man’s face was a dark smile. "Well, although I’m not a fairy, I’m not far from the fairy."
"Why are there any immortals in the celestial world?" Li Chengzhu surprised way
The old man pie pie "don’t people are people? Make a fuss! "
Li Chengzhu scratched his head. "That’s true."
Although I learned that the old man was not a fairy, I couldn’t help asking, "Can you send me back?"
The old man even rolled his eyes. "If you want to leave no residue, you can jump into the reverse channel and try it, but don’t blame me for not waking up when there is no soul. The reverse channel can tear the soul."
“……”
A fallen leaf flew from nowhere, whirling past Li Chengzhu’s eyes and landing gently.
Another fallen leaf flies gently …
Another fallen leaf flies gently …